worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just made my gag reflex go away.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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