I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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