I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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