The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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