I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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