Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I can't put those talents on a resume
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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