tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
It's official drugs can't kill me
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
tell me about the fingering
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