yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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