Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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