She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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