Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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