I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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