why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
