Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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