All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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