i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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