We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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