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(805): View more from California

Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend

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(301): View more from Maryland

I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment

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(573): View more from Missouri

Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection

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(404): View more from Georgia

B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'

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