its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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