It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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