so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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