First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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