C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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