im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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