There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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