i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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