Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
