I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
