so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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