I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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