If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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