Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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