I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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