Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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