I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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