Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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