Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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