I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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