Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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