So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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