I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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