is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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