Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wish they made helmets for livers.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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