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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
she woke up with a sticky ear
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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