His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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