oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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