where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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