Sry I called you an 8
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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