her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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