It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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