look no pants
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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