I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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