they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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