Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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